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no doubt one thing that made me appealing as a fellowship candidate was the fact that i am completely unattached. here's me as i interviewed. imagine me with a bullhorn, standing with my head out of a circus bus while calliope music plays in the background and jugglers and acrobats do their thing on top of the bus:

that's right, ladies and gentlemen. here's a candidate who's free and unattached! no husband or prospects thereof! no kids! not even a pet or a boyfriend to worry about! you know what that means, don't you? you're her first priority! fewer family emergencies! no daycare problems! and she won't ditch your program for maternity leave! this gal's free to slave away at all hours at your hospital with no grudges because she has no family to expect her home for dinner!

as an added side bonus, she won't be stressed about her kids changing schools, and there's NO chance of cancellation because of her husband's transfer or job promotion. see-- no grimy buildup! no hidden fees!

that's enough to make any program drool. ha.