crabby

being tired makes me crabby.

i have noticed that most of my hits lately are results of searches on grillz or on flamin' hot cheetos.

the former i do not understand, considering i only have the one grillz post and have never mentioned them anywhere else. i don't understand, but i don't mind.

the latter, however, i find irritating, especially since today i am crabby.

stop looking on the internet and blogs for medical advice, people! i get more idiotic calls in the middle of the night because some moron has looked up medical advice on the internet and scared the red cheeto-dyed poop out of him/herself by reading the many lies to be found there or ignorantly mis-applying the truth to his/her own situation. eventually someone is going to mis-diagnose him/herself and die at home because they believe in their twenty-minute search on the internet more than in a physician's twenty years of training and experience.

just stop, okay? if you have a question, ask a professional. during the DAY, please.

[aside to self: but if the question is dumb, do you still want them to bug you with it?]

[self: no. but better that they get the truth from somewhere reliable.]

[self: true enough.]

and if you've gotten to the point where your poop is red, you've eaten too many flamin' hot cheetos and you need a healthier diet, mmm-kay? i will feel free to judge you from here. because if that's the case, then your diet is unhealthy enough to have possibly caused constipation or colon cancer, both of which can also make your poop red, as can many other things.

so there.