plagued

(freezes, eyes widen)

ewwwwwww!

(wrings hands)

eww, eww, eww!

(looks behind her)

eww! get it off me!

(jumps up and down)

hurry! get it away from me!

(spinning around and around)

eww eww eww eww eww eww! aaah!

(running about)

aaah! aaaah! help! somebody! anybody! get it off of me! squish it! kill it!

(stops, drops, and rolls)

help me! somebody! make it go away! pleeeeease!

(gets back up. runs out the door, onto the sidewalk)

it's on me! make it go away! it's following me!

(runs through stream of neighbor's garden hose, much to neighbor's confusion)

is it gone? ewww! wash it off!

(runs about randomly)

aaaah! it's all over me! i can't... i can't...

(runs back inside)

it won't go away... it... won't...

(collapses, sobbing, on floor)

it's here to stay. it won't leave me alone.

what do i do?

addendum: i can now reveal that this post was about my blogstalker. now do you get it?