overheard at the pediatrician's

baby 1: oh. my. gosh. look over there. that baby has on my exact same outfit. i'm like, SO upset. my parents told me this polar bear outfit was cool.
baby 2: yeah, i was going to tell you. never listen to your parents about what's cool. polar bear outfits are like, so five minutes ago. every baby in america has one. you should be thinking about spring fashions now anyway.
baby 1: this is totally embarrassing.
baby 2: hey, it's not your fault. blame the adults.
baby 1: i do. i'm wiggling out of this thing.
baby 2: hey, i know! poop in it! that'll show 'em!