ten ways to get me to stop listening to your sermon
1. use too many made-up words.
2. rhyme.
3. alliterate.
4. preach in anecdotes.
5. prolong the endsssssssss of your wordssssssss.
6. shout.
7. breathe too loudly into the mic.
8. repeat yourself.
9. use catchy phrases.
10. say something wrong.
2. rhyme.
3. alliterate.
4. preach in anecdotes.
5. prolong the endsssssssss of your wordssssssss.
6. shout.
7. breathe too loudly into the mic.
8. repeat yourself.
9. use catchy phrases.
10. say something wrong.
posted by CamoBunny at 14:32
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2 comments
2 Comments:
I like the list. I would add over-enthusiasm to it.
his word verification sounds like a rap phrase : wuk-a-daqa
7/17/2006 07:48:00 AM
oh, i can sit through over-enthusiasm. after all, that's subjective. one person's staid might be another's excited.
but that's the limit. when all these other things get thrown in, my brain tunes out.
7/17/2006 04:58:00 PM
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