how you'll know me
if you're ever in the hospital and you see a female doctor with stupid, predictable, fake-looking highlights and a stupid, predictable tattoo on the stupid, predictable, inappropriately-exposed-at-work small of her back,
that girl will NOT be me.
that girl will NOT be me.
posted by CamoBunny at 21:49
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8 Comments:
uh oh. someone has a problem with the skanky doctor slut at her new work. she sounds lovely to me... but of course, i don't know her. so i'll take your side. i hate her.
7/14/2006 08:36:00 AM
gah. if you think she's so lovely, i dare you to go up to her and say, "i see by your fake-looking highlights and stupid predictable tattoo that you're a skanky slut. wanna go out?"
you know you don't really hate her for my sake. 'cause technically you don't know me either. but i thank you for your kind and friendly gesture in saying that you hate her.
i don't hate her. i just don't want to be her.
7/15/2006 05:57:00 PM
do you really think she'd go out with me?
she sounds horrible. don't tell her i said that though... might hurt my chances.
7/15/2006 06:35:00 PM
depends on what you mean by go out. i think she'd probably roll her eyes and flash a gigantic engagement ring at first, but if you kept trying she'd sleep with you.
horrible? really? just what most guys want, i guess. you would be interested.
7/15/2006 07:10:00 PM
what do you mean by "you would be interested"??
are you saying i'm superficial and weak and a bunch of other stuff i can't think of right now because i'm hopped up on mile high mud pie dessert?
7/15/2006 09:47:00 PM
no, i'm saying she's smart and has done those things to herself that interest men.
and you said it yourself. you like it.
7/15/2006 10:58:00 PM
what? are you re-reading my comments? that's genius! i learn so much from you.
so yeah... when i said "she sounds lovely" - could you not sense the sarcasm?
anyway, you're right (yes! i said it). those things do typically attract men. personally, i find tattoos completely ridiculous and fake-looking highlights... well fake. she's clearly insecure. you should pity her. and never give her your blog address.
7/16/2006 07:29:00 AM
oh, i don't have to re-read. i remember things.
d, you seem experienced enough to know that saracasm doesn't transmit well over the internet. so, in case you were wondering, it sounded like you were invoking the old but ever-popular "she's ugly but easy, and that's good enough for me" principle.
tattoos? they have their place. i'd get one if i were up for the commitment. or the permanent disfigurement. just NOT a stupid little thingie on the small of my back.
as for giving out my blog address... "the girl" could be any of those many, many girls out there with fake-looking highlights and tattoos on the smalls of their backs. and i hope some of them do read this, and maybe learn something about natural beauty.
7/16/2006 08:33:00 AM
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