seriously?

i can't believe these are the first words i heard when i flipped through to the history channel.

"is there nothing that dung is not capable of providing? dung is the gift that keeps on giving."

i mean, really.

ew.

addendum:

but wait! there's more later in the program!

"... it's the maker of fortunes and the destroyer of worlds.... love it or hate it, poo makes the world go 'round."

seriously? it's not even funny anymore.