Tuesday, November 28, 2006

horror

not only has the song gone out of my heart, it has been replaced by horrible drivel from the media around me. take this frightening example, from a movie that was on tv as my family flipped through the channels this weekend. it's in my head, and it won't go away, surfacing at the most inappropriate times (such as the initiation of femoral vein puncture and catheter placement today in the lab).

you're my little choochie face
my coochie, coochie, woochie little choochie face
every time i look at you i sigh

and you're my little teddy bear
my lovey lovey dovey little teddy bear
you're the apfel strudel of mine eye

your choochie woochie nose
your choochie woochie eyes
they set my heart aflutter
your oochie coochie ways
your oochie coochie gaze
wilt me down like melting butter

you're my little choochie face
and you're my teddy bear
together we're a choochie woochie, oochie coochie pair...
choochie, woochie, oochie, coochie pair
choochie
woochie
oochie
coochie
paaaaaaaair


someone please wash my brain free of the horror! the horror!

3 Comments:

Blogger The Dog of Freetown said...

Oh the humanity. I need drink now.

11/29/2006 10:27:00 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok...this will flush it out of your system:

I've been alive forever, and I wrote the very first song
I put the words and the melodies together
I am music and I write the songs

I write the songs that make the whole world sing
I write the songs of love and special things
I write the songs that make the young girls cry
I write the songs, I write the songs

My home lies deep within you
And I've got my own place in your soul
Now, when I look out through your eyes
I'm young again, even though I'm very old

Oh my music makes you dance
And gives you spirit to take a chance
And I wrote some rock 'n' roll so you can move
Music fills your heart
Well, that's a real fine place to start
It's from me it's for you
It's from you, it's for me
It's a worldwide symphony

12/06/2006 02:26:00 AM

 
Blogger CamoBunny said...

feeling cruel? you weren't kidding.

12/06/2006 06:22:00 PM

 

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