Sunday, June 04, 2006

enough

alright, folks.

i am done with it.

enough of y'all have dropped some rather unkind hints about my body habitus. "anorexic," "emaciated," and "ethiopian" (which is just plain un-p.c.) are freshest in my mind.

come on, people. i am not.

there is unhealthy thin.

(pics of lindsay lohan, nicole richie, and lara flynn boyle ganked from the internet)




then there is me.


hahaha just kidding! here's me.


(shut up. i know i'm no beauty queen. it's a touch embarrassing posting the picture but this point is worth making. the photo is undoctored except for the blotch over my head.)

"ladies", you may spare me your comments unless you plan on apologizing to me.

get a grip on reality, girls. it's not my fault that you don't like your body. and now i'm going downstairs to have a piece of cake.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are right. I think people just say things like that because they are insecure. It's rude.

6/04/2006 08:58:00 PM

 
Blogger CamoBunny said...

l.l.— part of it is their insecurity and jealousy; part of it is that in this country the average person is overweight, so when a person is normal, people often perceive them as overly thin.

notch— gee thanks. right back at'cha.

6/05/2006 07:31:00 AM

 
Blogger CamoBunny said...

ah, yes. that would be hawaii. and the person who took the picture? let us call him "hawaii-boy". one of the few people ever to have witnessed the camobunny in a bikini. except now entire internet has seen this phenomoenon... yikes.

i think the picture has an unusual painted quality to it. like from back in the day, pre-renaissance, when backgrounds and lighting were sort of dull and flat, and people were painted white and plump and lumpy? yeah, like that.

6/06/2006 09:27:00 AM

 
Blogger CamoBunny said...

aaaahahaha!

thanks!

hee hee.

look at my left leg. it looks like it was painted, and it looks like it was painted with mistakes in perspective...

6/07/2006 11:58:00 PM

 

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