seriously, something is wrong with me
today i put my underwear on sideways.
not backwards, not inside-out, but sideways.
what's worse, though i wondered if something was weird at first, it took me fifteen minutes to figure out what exactly the problem was.
seriously. i need help, people.
posted by CamoBunny at 15:40
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but at least you put some on. that's most important. putting them on correctly... well, that's a skill we perfect over time, through hours of practice.
i've heard that some people are so good at it, they can do it while climbing out a window in the middle of the night while running away from an angry homeowner. i guess they mistakenly jump into someone else's bed at someone else's house and have sex with someone else's spouse. An honest mistake I'm sure, but impressive how quickly they can put their underpants on.
5/16/2006 07:25:00 AM
Hehehehehehehehe.
Hee.
I love this. I can't say I haven't done it, but fifteen minutes? You are going for gold, aren't you C?
5/16/2006 11:10:00 AM
like i said. i need help.
it is only that particular pair of underwear that i have trouble with, because it has no elastic bands or other visual clues one can use for orientation, and, evidently, it is stretchy enough that i can fit both my hips through one of the leg holes and go about comfortably. and no, it is not a thong; i guess that would make things different.
but still.
5/16/2006 11:33:00 AM
I did that with a thong once. I actually didn't notice for a few hours.
I understand.
5/17/2006 04:07:00 PM
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