catfights

against opponent number one, i believe that i would win. i am stronger and more evil, with more of a propensity toward violence, and i know more of her vulnerable areas. she is thin-skinned and more likely to nurse her wounds while i go completely berserk with the anger she inspires.

against opponent number two, i would most definitely lose. she is stockier with a more stable base and a lower center of gravity than mine even though she is taller than i am. she is also way meaner, and since she is my friend i would probably throw the fight, invoking some such principle as grace or wisdom. yeah she'd kick my bunny behind.

guess i can't win 'em all.

these are the weird thoughts i found myself pondering before getting out of bed this morning.