prescriptions

name: naughty brat in room 7
rx: whuppin’
strength: medium
sig: one whuppin’ applied liberally p.r.n. insolent behaviour. repeat as indicated.
disp: ninety. and if some spills out of bottle and lands on parent, that is fine.
refills: unlimited

name: parents of naughty brat in room 7
rx: spine
strength: average
sig: apply to deficient area p.r.n. child’s bratty tantrum
disp: two
refills: none. if you don’t use your spine and discipline your child, i can’t help you.