cubicle sounds

yes, i'm in the cubicle farm again. that's why i'm posting so much.

the woman in the cubicle next to me is eating.

little does she know that one of the sounds i can't stand is the sound of people eating noisily.

she's eating a salad. i hear the plastic fork scrape across her teeth and i hear her chewing with her mouth open. the lettuce is crisp. dangit. there are some juicy bits of stuff in there too.

the smell doesn't bother me. it's the sound.

it's 10:30. why is she eating a salad? why can't she keep her mouth closed when she chews?

why am i so disagreeable? don't answer that. i already know. why can't i charge my mp3 player and listen to it at the same time?

oh. she's done.

wow. i feel relief.

maybe i didn't sleep enough last night. maybe i just need a nap.